I like cheese. I do, it’s true, So we had pizza tonight to save my poor afflicted wife from having to slave over the stove. Of course, we had Taco Bell last night, so trouble soon shall brew. Tomorrow, fortunately, we get new windows put in the other half of our house. For at least a few hours tomorrow half of the windows of the house will be missing entirely, leaving us cold, but well ventilated. This is probably a good thing and will likely save our marriage.

I’m excited about the windows though, because no longer will I be able to poke my fingers through the “wood” that composes “sash” and “frame” since it will all be covered up by aluminum and vinyl. Oh, and they’ll open and close too. And not rattle when I sneeze, or have Taco Bell and Papa John’s on consecutive nights.